Sloppy, Green Wart-cake

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

by Nocliche June 8, 2009

sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White

by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011

sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.

Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!

by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017

Sloppy tootsie thumb plugger

A massage technique where the masseuse simultaneously sucks on the client’s big toe and inserts a thumb into their anus.

When you go to Massage Envy, don’t forget to ask for the Sloppy Tootsie Thumb Plugger from the secret menu.

by ellllllllllle December 21, 2019

plop a sloppy

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta plop a sloppy."

by Adam Mathew Martillo March 7, 2007

Sloppy Top Gun

A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob

Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*

by GuyNiorPrivateEye September 1, 2022