Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017

Splooge

Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.

"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"

by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022

Splooge Strife

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee

I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.

by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023

Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020