Splooge

Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.

"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"

by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022

oink-omatic chromatic splooge

oink oink

damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!

by slimyhibber October 22, 2018

Splooge

n/a

Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on

by Michaelyaksonsheet July 21, 2021

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

Splooge Makers

slang for testicles where semen is produced ultimately resulting in SPLOOGE!!!

Its about time to drain the splooge makers on my girl, bro.

by Gmaine August 11, 2010

Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.

The syrup was splooge-like.

by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025

Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019