Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010

Slooking

The act of standing and looking at the same time. Usually done with your straitened hand held to your forehead to show that you are looking, similar action to that of a solute.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Peter Harvey on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Peter Harvey was standing and looking simultaneously with his hand held to his forehead on the tv show "60 minutes". Peter Harvey was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Desk Spelunking

The activity of diving under a desk in order to fix a computer problem.

Jones was complaining about his keyboard not working so I had to go desk spelunking, turns out the USB cable was unplugged.

by OrigamiFrog August 16, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014