Splicer

Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.

1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."

2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"

by Samanawich April 24, 2009

SPLC

Civil rights organization that collects information about hate groups. SPLC-affiliated lawyers also file lawsuits to enforce the constitutional rights of Americans who are denied them by the authorities.

As the name implies, beneficiaries of the SPLC include people who are poor, and require legal protection from either racist violence or abusive, indifferent agents of the state.

Bernard Monroe Sr., an elderly black man, was shot to death on his front porch by a white police officer who had entered his house in Homer, La., without apparent justification or a warrant. The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) filed a wrongful death lawsuit that alleged two white officers created a volatile situation when they entered Monroe's property during a gathering of his family and friends on Feb. 20, 2009.

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010

splob

Small, baby boy - feeling a bit grumpy.

He's a bit splob today.

by moomintroll May 30, 2005

Splacktacular

adj. someone you find sexually desireable

damn that girl is splacktacular.

by Victor Johnson March 3, 2009

splice

to slice and then slpit an object.

guy- dude i just sliced that apple then split it into fours!
girl- no you spliced it!

by dfljasfj;warif;jwfjwg;jweigfw; July 23, 2011

splice

The hottest dude alive.

-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.

by Ace March 12, 2004

Splice

Disgusting word. Sounds weird, and is hard to pronounce to normal people. In the terms of biology, its is the joining of two pieces of DNA after introns are removed.

However, it also stands for creepiness, and being skeeved out.

1) "Ah! I can't believe DNA can actually splice! WIIIIIILD!"

2) "Ew, splice! That's such a weird word, I might shiver with spliceyness."

by lolomgzthatshilariousfkja February 12, 2007