splafety

Like safe; but for when you're a locally renowned smoke-smith

Stonestein: Hey bae, I just put the kettle on, going to make some dank tea
Dankmiestro: spplllaaaaffffffffeeeeeeee

Stonestein: splafety m8

by BERGJEW April 17, 2016

splackcident

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.

"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."

by Dadaddy October 4, 2016

Spladoonking

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.

I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking

by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.

by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016

Splacalicious

Something that looks so tasty it must be eaten. It can be used to describe any inanimate object.

That peach cobbler looks splacalicious.

by Miamicoupie January 1, 2017

Sklax

A person who started from cero and now is Gucci

That guy whent Sklax

by EzeSklax June 22, 2017

Splagooning

When people like millenials make up stupid shit

Ed is splagooning again, what a twat.

by Quelmp August 11, 2017