Spenced

A person who constantly feels requirement to correct the facts in someones statement

Oh dear jesus he just "spenced" me again

by Urban signal December 2, 2016

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD January 2, 2017

spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018

Spencerino

The dude that drives an F150 through the streets at night, before chugging a bottle of Georgia Moonshine and $2.96 Walmart wine.
A Spencerino is not seen wearing anything other than a good ole tank top, or without the dulcet tones of Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan following him wherever he goes.

Oh ma gaad that Spencerino is some hot stuff in his F150

by The Bizztender September 9, 2018

spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

Spencerina

To purposely make yourself the butt of a joke, or to offer yourself up to get reamed. In doing so, the person pulling the spencerina knows he will receive physical and/or mental pain and embarrassment.

To purposely make yourself the butt of a joke,

Man, Jamie really pulled a spencerina by rooting for the sooners!!! He basically spit on his ass and ran backwards through a cornfield!!!

I can't believe that Chris sent a picture of him naked in bed with a goat... what a spencerina!!!!! Let's the memes begin.....

by Durtyndn December 9, 2018