Someone who uses services such as instant messengers (MSN, AIM ect) or plainly email to advertise crap websites which include a small made up blog about some whore who doesnt have a job because she spent all of her time at school fucking anyone who requests it, a poor quality webcam which is never active, a few losers who are desperate to see some flesh trying to get some live graphical content without having to pay the 8.99 the camwhore is asking for in return for a sneak peak at her vagina, which now looks like a carrier bag due to excessive sex. The website is almost always poorly laid out, full of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, and crap language. The girl featured is almost as bad as if not worse looking than the website itself. Acne, over/underweight, and caked in makeup.
Webcam spam: hiya! mi name is sophiexxxxxxxxxxx i hav a new webcam on my newly found hot syt all bout me! cum on, hope 2 c u there!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
by LeonXP October 4, 2006
Get the webcam spam mug.1- Annoying junk emails
2- a 'meat' product
3- Usless off-topic or annoying posts at message boards,usually using the smilie ' :smoke:'
4- what one does in the unmoderated section of kraptastica
2- a 'meat' product
3- Usless off-topic or annoying posts at message boards,usually using the smilie ' :smoke:'
4- what one does in the unmoderated section of kraptastica
1- 'oh noes my inbox is full of teh spam!'
2- im off to the shops to buy some spam for i am poor.
3- LOLZ SEPHIR0TH ROX LOLZ :smoke::smoke::smoke:
4- i am spamming in Unmod
2- im off to the shops to buy some spam for i am poor.
3- LOLZ SEPHIR0TH ROX LOLZ :smoke::smoke::smoke:
4- i am spamming in Unmod
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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by Kay Kodak April 19, 2018
Get the Spam me mug.sales promotion and marketing; Unwanted Junk Mail, paper or electronic. First learned with mass mail fliers, then learned on BBS Bulletin Board Services for you young people that do not know. Then with E-mail. then with tojan/spyware.
by Aardvarck August 5, 2012
Get the SPAM mug.A Spam Shelter is a place of refuge created on online message boards in times of intense Spamage. Role-playing is often prevalent at such times and talk of smoking weed and fighting the Spam often takes place.
The Totse member Ford Prefect created the first Spam Shelter when Totse was under a massive attack by Eight_ Mullato. The thread reached over 250 posts before unfortunately being deleted in a following Spam attack. Many similar topics have popped up since then.
by Taost June 30, 2006
Get the Spam Shelter mug.The horrific emaelstrom that ensues after a spammer discovers that some careless email newsletter sender has left his email server open, allowing the spammer to send an offensive message to all the newsletter's subscribers, making it appear that the offensive message is from the newsletter.
Since most of the subscribers were wondering how the heck they got on the "newsletter" to begin with, their automatic reaction to the offensive message is to reply with rude, and sometimes threatening, demands to be unscubscribed. The server then relays all the rude replies to all the subscribers.
The replies from the subscribers who receive the rude replies run from legalistic to tearful, to even more rude and threatening than the original rude replies.
Perhaps one subscriber out of a hundred will recognize that none of the offensive and rude messages were intended specifically for himself. He may even try to persuade the rioters to calm down, but few of them will notice his pleas for reason amongst all the crap in their inboxes.
Since most of the subscribers were wondering how the heck they got on the "newsletter" to begin with, their automatic reaction to the offensive message is to reply with rude, and sometimes threatening, demands to be unscubscribed. The server then relays all the rude replies to all the subscribers.
The replies from the subscribers who receive the rude replies run from legalistic to tearful, to even more rude and threatening than the original rude replies.
Perhaps one subscriber out of a hundred will recognize that none of the offensive and rude messages were intended specifically for himself. He may even try to persuade the rioters to calm down, but few of them will notice his pleas for reason amongst all the crap in their inboxes.
I get caught in a spam riot at least once every year or two. When that happens, I typically receive about 200 email messages per hour.
by Downstrike July 1, 2005
Get the spam riot mug.A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.
Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.
or
What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.
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What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.
by Mark Long September 24, 2007
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