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sonic for hire

an awesome series that features multiple videogame characters doing things that only real bad people do there are 8 seasons currently and more on the way
cool dude 1: man i love sonic for hire
cool dude 2: me too bro
nerd: yeah but sonic doesn't act like actual sonic
cool dude 1 & 2: this is why your girl left you
by Masked_artist42069 March 29, 2022
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sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019
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doing a sonic

The act of finally defecating after a strenuous time holding in the urge to not shit your pants. Creating loud noises in the bathroom while excretion.
Guy 1: what are all those loud ass noised in the bathroom, are you okay?
Guy 2: I'm doing a sonic right now!
*Fart noises and shiting*
by Solkana April 18, 2021
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Sonic Hentai

Perhaps one of the most saddest things ever happened to the sonic fanbase given to by the degenerate or cumbrain fans of Sonic the Hedgehog.

This shit is usually hated for good reasons that this shit almost makes Chris Chan less of a problem that happened to the fandom.

Aside from alot of porn and litterly any character (Even very obscure or cameo characters) drawn of and usual favorite characters they like to milk the living hell out of (Rouge, Amy, Blaze, Vanilla being the worst offenders).
Idiots will usually force pairing the characters with characters that probably haven't even did interact with each other or even with the characters that never even seen or knew, or fan characters that shouldn't even be there since they're basically there to simulate their own fantasies (or even worse, litteral human beings).

The bellow age consent and fetishes not alot of people will even find appealing (cuckoldery, scat, piss, inflation, vore, bestiality, etc.) are also an within problem with it.

And till this day, the fanbase is still recovering from the amount of pornography and hentai drawn by lolita-addicted pedo furries leaving unwanted trace of porn in the search image results like blaze the cat for example, and people still continuing to do so like Rule 34, Newgrounds, Mobius Unleashed (bbmbbf), and others.
Creepy guy: oOmMMGgG, I literally love to bust nut to how how Vector the crocodile is litterly making charmy, cream, and tails performing scat fetish threesome while vector just sits there and jerks off, SoNIc HENtaI iS grEAt!1!!

Normal person: Ewww, Get the hell away from me
by Kilroy wasn't here June 30, 2022
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Sink Sonic

Sink is an 'EXE' who doesn't fall under the typical standards an average EXE comes down to. He's not corrupted or possessed by some demon. He's simply just a Sonic who got caught up in a series of unfortunate circumstances. Battered and bruised, got himself caught inside the chains of an underwater mine, trapped with no air insight. He drowned and sunk to the bottom of the Labyrinth Zone. Due to his sheer willpower, he can somehow still 'survive' much to his dismay. He's essentially like a zombified sonic, trapped inside a never-ending state of pain, suffering, and loneliness. He doesn't know how long he's been trapped down there, endlessly waiting for SOMETHING that can save him from his agony. Days, weeks, years, decades. All he can do is wait in pain...
by YeetTheskeet22 May 17, 2022
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sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
by michael foolsley September 15, 2012
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Kronic Sonic

A type of that weed that has long lasting effects (longer than normal) 3-4 hours. Better to smoke out of a bong, only 2 rips from the bong and experience a tingly, energetic euphoric high.
Ahh nigga this bitch was takin fat hits with some Kronic Sonic and that bitch was out in 2 rips.
by SMoKiN_SLoBz November 30, 2009
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