shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

Lay Down Shower

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

by magizzle September 13, 2007

golden showers

The act of pissing on another used as a means of sexual foreplay.

I asked Betty to give me hot golden showers in the morning

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Cleveland Steam Shower

Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).

My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.

by Kevin Beavers May 22, 2008

...shower...

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.

ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.

by supulton June 30, 2008

Cold shower

When a male or female is horny.

Take this and you’ll get rid of it.

Girl one: did you see what John did.
Girl two:yeah now I need to take a cold shower.

by Mynameischakaoofka February 28, 2019

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013