Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021

A-shift

a fire deptartment term for a shift, they work every 3rd day. smug little fuckers who think they are better than the other two shifts. They will use any excuse to inflate their heads cause they think the KOOL-AID they drink together makes them super firefighter. They tell how much training they do, but it involves coffee and the price is right.

I'd rather be a cop than an A-shifter.

God made A-shift to give the other 2 shifts a day off

B-shifter to an A-shifter- "so did you guys clean the truck?"

A-shifter- "NO! we where too busy drinking KOOL-AID! and we ran 2 calls so we where way to busy to take time to clean the truck!"

by C-Shift October 8, 2009

Shifting

The term for sticking ones tongue down ones throat aggressively

I shifted the face off her last night.Shifting

by petermanhardman February 22, 2012

money shift

when shifting from 3rd gear to 4th gear and messing up and slipping it into 2nd.

I let my girlfriend drive my car but instead of backhanding it into 4th, she money shifted it and i had to backhand her.

by Michael Cohen November 21, 2007

Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.

It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.

by jgurbisz December 16, 2009

Shift Shit

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.

Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.

by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010

Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.

while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious

by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009