planet smoothie

a popular smoothie drink shop that charges expensive (but not too exorbitant) prices. even so, it receives hundreds of customers every day.

it also has an inferior smoothie menu, many of which contain only (strawberry, banana, one other fruit, and a boost).

OMG its planet smoothie, lets go get a smoothie!!! :DD

by harrisonford December 26, 2008

Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.

Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.

by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009

smoothie

(n) a device used to remove the wrinkles out of clothes by way of heat

see also : iron

I was tryin to get some stank on my hang-low, when my lady hit me with a smoothie.

by American Jones December 17, 2003

Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).

Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.

by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010

Ohio Clit Smoothie

The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.

David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"

by bonerteaser April 30, 2013

Oreo Smoothie

The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.

Does my mouth smell? my boyfriend Johnny gave me an Oreo smoothie last night!

by ZBWLAK May 5, 2008

Gangbang Smoothie

A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.

A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...

by Joshua Deane May 13, 2011