Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

soggy sooshing

camping in a bush during a game of fortnite

i killed 3 guys and won the game because i was soggy sooshing

by trevorpaone January 15, 2018

sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.

“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”

by Hough Januss June 9, 2018

watermelon smoothie

Getting a golden shower while getting breastfeeding milk squirted in your mouth

The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth

by London lemongrass May 9, 2019

Blending her Smoothie

giving a girl a rim job and fingering her at the same time

Guy1: dude I was blending her smoothie last night.
Guy2: Nice

by TheBerto March 4, 2011

Sour apple smoothie

When a boy is eating out, A girl with Syphilis which is a STI, the girls genitals queef out a green substance which, obviously makes the boy throw up on the girls vagina.

Dude: "bro i got a sour apple smoothie yesterday"
other dude: "from where?"
Dude: "your girlfriends house"

by PleaseStop:) October 25, 2023

Smoosh

1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.

1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.

by Daniel April 1, 2005