When she slobs your knob and performs with all the fine lady like mannerisms including gobbling down your man goo and dabbing the corners of her mouth with a fine lace napkin.
Rachel is so refined. She’s a keeper. She did the princess slurp last night. I think I could really take her home to mom this time.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018
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I put on my new Keebler elf costume, hit up 7-11 for a churp slurp and I can't remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the Taco Bell parking lot around noon.
I put on my new Keebler elf costume, hit up 7-11 for a churp slurp and I can't remember the rest of the night. I woke up in the Taco Bell parking lot around noon.
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A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.
Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022
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Get the slurpee bitch mug.A phrase that signifies that it's time for an alcoholic beverage. Usually yelled out when one of your drinking buddies is walking in the direction of the fridge because you want them to grab you one.
It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.
It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.
Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*
"SLURP ALERT!"
Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*
"Slurp alert, anyone?"
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*
"SLURP ALERT!"
Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*
"Slurp alert, anyone?"
by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah October 6, 2011
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by Shok September 9, 2012
Get the slurp slurpy boom boom mug.ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014
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