Snowbooking

Staying up all night studying for finals by doing lots of cocaine.

I have my books and a mountain of coke, I will be snowbooking tonight.

by Guesswho9911 February 25, 2011

Slowpoke

1. a person who takes an obnoxiously long time to poke you back on Facebook.
2. a person in a poke war who desperately tries to wait until the last minute of the 2 days allowed to poke back in a poke-war, as a tactic to make you surrender.

Jerry: I'm going to poke Emily today! *pokes*
Emily: *looks at pokes and doesn't click for like 2 days*
Jerry: What a slowpoke!

by Sandreeka January 9, 2012

slowbro

A BRO THAT IS SLOW

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where am i

is that dude retarded? Naw, he's just a slowbro

by derpage July 28, 2010

snowboarding outfit

the most outrageous, ridiculous and eye burning outfit you can find, the more you look like the color wheel threw up on you, the better. Pants have to be skin tight, and if you can't pull that off, they must be baggy and at the highest reaching your knees. jackets/hoodies must always be eight times larger than your frame. if you aren't wearing skullcandy headphones, you must kill yourself. the only acceptable goggles are the ones that do nothing for your sight, but are different looking. ***note that this only applies to douchebags that try too hard***

-"dude look at that guy's snowboarding outfit, he probably thinks he's sweet as fuck"
-"hahha what a tool"

by therealboarder December 23, 2010

Showboating

Everything PK Subban does

PK Subban is a cocky hockey player, always showboating. While Marchand is just passionate

by SolkaTruesilver June 23, 2011

snowboarding

A sport in which you infuriate others by sitting in the middle of the run, just waiting to get run into. The point is to scrape all the powder off the hill until there is nothing but ice. Could be compared to a windshield wiper. Also, 2 sticks = 2 times the possible tricks. Snowboarders create a hilarious spectacle when trying to go anywhere in flat areas, and when exiting chairlifts.

The skier, unaware of the person "snowboarding" just sitting in the middle of the run, "accidentally" decapitated him while bombing down a daimond.

by Seattleness January 10, 2008

snowboarding

snowboading was invented by a skiier that was soooo high he foregot where he put his other ski.

...a high or drunker skiier who began snowboarding.

by Mentalreject9029 January 25, 2007