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slow clap

A gradual building of applause, usually starting with one person clapping slowly, and ending with an enthusiastic standing ovation. Generally shows approval for an underdog in a come from behind victory or after losing with pride intact.
After they hoisted their broken sled to their shoulders, the jamaican bob-sledders slowly walked towards the finish line. Much to their surprise, the dick-head East German began the slow clap. Soon, the whole crowd was riotously cheering them on.
by Weektit September 4, 2006
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slow your roll

Calm your freaky ass down.
Bro, slow your roll before you get ur ass shot from a rent-a-cop for being so damn stupid.
by G-unit May 4, 2003
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slow-mo

Dude! Was that a sush? Nooooo! *exaggerated slow-mo dive towards the floor*
by misanon June 8, 2011
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slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.
My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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slow hoe

A person of female origin known not only to get around a lot, but also to not really notice that she is doing it (basically to dumb to realize she's a hoe; i.e. a blond).
"yo bro, i fucked that alice chick the other day"
"what?! me too, but she told me she was a virgin!"
"serious? she told me that too, what a slow hoe"
by britten92 October 27, 2008
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slow horse

comparing someones intelligence to the speed of a horse finishing a race. the slow horse would natrually finish last, therefore the person who is the 'slow horse' is not very bright.

1. someone of minimal intelligence or who does not understand simple concepts

2. someone who is illeterate

3. often used to call someone stupid when they dont understand something, commonly a simple joke

4. a dumbass

can add the word "dusty" in front to mean a person who is both foul or dirty as well as unintelligent
BOBBY: OMG, I was trying to talk to Amanda this morning, and she just had the most stupid look on her face like she was confused by the most simple sentance!

MICHELLE: She is such a slow horse, it's like talking to an infant.

AMY: Wait, who are we talking about again?

BOBBY (to AMY): Wow, you slow horse.
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Slow Your Load

When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".

Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."
(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"

(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"
by ILIKECHEEZE August 24, 2009
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