Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.
Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.
I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!
I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!
by jrWoodChuck January 08, 2010
I cannot wait for Susan to mop my slop this weekend.
She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.
She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.
by mdfizzle March 13, 2009
Diarrhea at it's worst. The kind that splatters out all at once into the bowl and splashes water all over your butt.
by Matthew Walker May 15, 2006
When you get really drunk in a car sitting not moving and you dont drive it unless you want that Chick-fil-a
by Cuntycuntbaggycuntcunt February 07, 2018
When a man with hair long enough to block their vision brings their lover to the woods.
He than proceeds to cum, shit, piss, vomit, and cry into the women’s opened vagina hole causing it to become a concoction foul enough to kill a elephant.
He than proceeds to cum, shit, piss, vomit, and cry into the women’s opened vagina hole causing it to become a concoction foul enough to kill a elephant.
by GoProglorp May 09, 2023
(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.
The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.
by Btwitsjennifer June 05, 2018
Kevin: That girl Jules from Euforia is so fucking hot.
Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?
Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.
Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.
Josh: You know Jules has a penis, right?
Kevin: What really... she's still hot though.
Anthony: Really? Alright, but would you slop her noodle though?
Josh: Yeah yeah yeah, would you slop the nood.
by Hunter Myles February 07, 2022