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soggy socks

when someone cums in a sock and then wears it
by soggy joe December 2, 2009
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green socks

having weed in your socks
Dude 1: Yo how did you get the weed from NYC to DC?

Dude 2: I flew with green socks dude.
by greensmoke147 January 9, 2010
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Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.
Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".
by Enigmanate November 25, 2015
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Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.
I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.
by FrogSox May 9, 2021
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fig.socks

Noun: The most concerning individual on Instagram dot com. Lover to Kyojuro Rengoku (by force) and incredibly talented artist. Derived from the root words "fig" and "lemon socks," in reference to popular indie musician Cavetown. Kitchikuo's greatest companion, and snommies' arch nemesis.
Adjective: **** ** **** *** ** ****** **** *** ******* **** ** *****
"Have you seen fig.socks' new story posts? They are literally the most disturbing things I have ever seen."

"Wake up babe, new fig.socks Rengoku merch countdown is almost up!"
"I just figged my sock."
by kitchikuo December 20, 2022
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Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.
General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks
by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018
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slicksith

Pronounced : s-Lick-sih-th
Noun

1. A visually unpleasant autistic child with the attention span and intelligence of a cane toad. Known for soliciting young boys for 'recruitment' into a sexually abusive relationship (a.k.a. Homosexual). Believe's 99% of almost everything that is posted on infowars. Wears bright colored clothing to entice young men into conversation which may or may not (confirmed 98% conversion rate) lead to gay activities.

2. Has been seen actively on the New York Gay Pride circuit in famous locations such as but not limited to 'The Manhole' 'The Dusty Dirt Path' 'Sailors' and the infamous 'Man's Country'.

3. Known in many circles as the 'Golden Adonis' referring to his fascination with pissing inside little boys assholes.

Origins - Florida , Sicily
Oh Look! There is Slicksith! Sound your non-factor alarm and target him last. He will be too busy licking smelly man taint and staring at shiny things.
by ROBERT FAGOT the III January 18, 2017
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