slit-your-throat job

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.

Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

by Chris_32 May 27, 2024

slit town

harmful ext group who targets everyone
no one is safe and you might be next
founded by XV and LURK 764 now owned by Kiryu and big dick pigeon catcher and pedo zes

They Slit Town till I bleed out

by svn777 May 30, 2024

Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit

A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning

by Murffyzlaw January 7, 2025

Slit Sniffer

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.

Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.

by Scroty Doinkials February 14, 2025

Slit night

The act of getting pussy at night , in the dark

Hey buddy I can’t hang out right now, it’s about slit night .

by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025

Slit Show

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all females that includes sexual overtones.

n. A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of chaos and only involving women

"Hey Tracy , this party is such a slit show, why is there only women here?"

The project was a total slit show from the beginning, because there were only women involved

by rockman4200! September 5, 2025

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023