salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Skateboarding

Basically; the art/sport which consists of doing various stunts on a peice of wood attached to wheels.

The best sport in the world is skateboarding.

by Nathan December 4, 2003

skate and destroy

that's when you go to the spot and keep going until everything has been destroyed

wow, bro just used his mastercard to buy a one-way ticket to destruction-derby town on that hubba! skate and destroy

by rogertown June 23, 2006

post-skate

Speedy, cathartic yet bouncy garage punk generally played by non-skaters.

Oh man, the new Uranium Club is such a good post-skate album!!
Dude, Vintage Crop are post-skate heros.

by stillinrock April 14, 2020

all skate

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

by Woody August 25, 2004

skate hoe

a really hot chick that goes to the skate park not to sk8 but to distract every person there with her half naked body

look at that skate hoe!

by Dylan G. June 11, 2006