cbum situation 

when you can pull any girl you want but your abbs stop you.

Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.

Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.

cbum situation by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021

whisper situation 

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.

That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.

whisper situation by joshy rotten October 17, 2008

Plaper Situation 

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

Plaper Situation by xnofy May 6, 2010

squirrel situation 

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.

Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.

squirrel situation by eazyG November 8, 2011

hypothreatical situation

When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.

"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"

"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"

These are hypothreatical situations.

hypothreatical situation by Graydo February 4, 2012

Akin Situation

An occurrence in the electronic game of Dice Wars in which a player has two or less territories which usually results in the early elimination of the player within the first three to six turns of the game, or when a player is left with one territory for the remainder of the game until one of the other players (whether it be CPU or Human) puts him/her out of his/her misery.

"I started a game of Dice Wars with my comrades and was doing quite well until I found myself to be in an Akin Situation."

"Oh no! I only have one territory left! I seem to be in an Akin Situation! This is not fair!"

Akin Situation by Dice Master June 29, 2012

Tyrannosaurus Situation

A problem in which the size can be described by words such as colossal or titanic. Usually these issues are stimulated by a friends act of stealing or adultery upon another.

Drake: bro you totally made a Tyrannosaurus Situation when you slept with my girlfriend!

Tyrannosaurus Situation by Cookiehound June 16, 2013