Shmoo

1. Anything with a nose that spells out "moo".

2. An incredible word that, when uttered repeatedly into a cell phone can make an entire legitimate conversation.

3. Something to say when burrowing into a shmoo's stomach.

1. Hiya Shmoo!

2. Shmoo... Shmoo... Shmoo! ShmooShmooShmoo, Shmoo.

3. ShmooShmooShmoo.

by Spase January 27, 2007

shmoorgasm

the act in witch a man cums inside of a warm vagina, causing the cum to slowly drip out onto a black man's penis, while he is holding a gram-cracker under his penis. When all of the cum (semen retards) has dripped onto the black COCK the man will place another gram-cracker on top and have the person who's vagina was cummed on eat the "shmoorgasm"

remember not use a white COCK to avoid an unpleasant flavoring for the person who's vagina was cummed on.

8===================D <black cock note the small balls

randy: hurry up and cum already
shela: o yah give it to me ben dover
Ben: IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shela:alright randy im dripping
randy:i got the gram cracker biotch
(shela eats the shmoorgasm)
shela:oooooo yummy i love this shmoorgasm thank god bens white dick isnt in it
8================D~~~~~~~~~~~

by jonnypencilpush April 9, 2010

Simoooooooooooooooon

Classified as an individual who smokes a lot of my weed preferably with his older brother.

Are you going to Pjerrot?

Yeah we are gonna get so Simoooooooooooooooon!

by Hans_Plopsen June 6, 2018

samoosa

Another word for MILF. More secretive so that it can be used around the actual MILF. Originated in South Africa. Used by teenagers

Dude, check out the samoosa to my right!

Woah! Damn hot man!

Milf bangable

by PsychoBro November 17, 2013

Shmoop

Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.

"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."

by Weiner Water Soup July 19, 2017

shmooey

When you get a hollowed out pipe and stick it in the dirt then flick the dirt out of it.

Ay did you see me shmooey that guys windows

by Mr fatcrack August 19, 2017

Shmoodle

A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!

“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”

by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018