simiascopophobia

A fear of being seen as behaving like a monkey, ape, or other primate. Usually occurs after getting involved in a stupid emotional argument to the point where you want to fling your own feces at someone.

Taken from: (1) David Foster Wallace's boviscopophobia, the morbid fear of being seen as bovine, and (2) simia-, the latin root for monkey.

Bob's strong simiascopophobia has kept him away from political discussions so long, he doesn't know who the current president is.

by drchubbs1618 May 17, 2013

silicone dumpster

An individual whose body is more than 10% silicone.

Look at that silicone dumpster, there's no way any of that is real!

by Z7 May 14, 2014

Samich

Newfie

This rednecked mother fucker eats Samiches. Or hey bitch make me a Samich

by Michael Northcott October 10, 2017

Silicon Valley Splif

When you hit a juul or e-cigarette while simultaneously hitting a weed pen .

I was on cloud 9 after I hit that Silicon Valley splif at the party last night!

by HairyMcCooter007 June 21, 2018

Shmickity

Goofy

I don't know he kind of shmickity

by Rainbowdig143307 February 1, 2019

Samicat

Someone who is clearly not cool. Uncool.

"Man that Jake Paul's really a samicat."

by Zionus February 24, 2019

Shmicket

A small, yet noticeable amount.

Can I have the BLT with just a shmicket of mayo, please? By the way you’ve got a shmicket of peanut butter just above your lip there...

by Garlic Salt March 29, 2019