smears

Smears is just another way of saying awkward.

Joe: Dude but I hope Brittney don't go if I go in Friday because Joe is gonna come. Then you prolly will, then she will. Then it will be kinda smears because I will be hitting on other girls...

by .meow.mix.69. May 29, 2011

Simerly

someone who has a terrible name, and has no idea what he/she is talking about

Did you see simerly giving head behind the dumpster.-awesome mosher

Yeah shes such a 5 cent hoe!- even better mosher

by Dropkick Murphys Are the best February 6, 2004

pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 11, 2006

Smear the Queer

A homophobic (though not always overtly so) name for a rather homoerotic game.

Example: Billy didn't mind being the queer, in fact he enjoyed being dogpiled by the other boys.

Note: While often thought of as a "boy's game" I personally have seen girls playing Smear the Queer, though I don't recall ever seeing a co-ed game; which really just hightens the feel of homoerotisism.

by hbgnmsjyhgfgdxf January 11, 2009

Prawn Smear

A prawn is a guy or girl with a hot body but really ugly face.

A prawn smear is when you are so disgusted by their face that you take a shit and smear it all over their face during the act of love making, allowing you to do your business without having to look at them.

Last night, I met a prawn with the body of a greek god, and a face that no words can describe. While having sex, i was so appalled by his face that i had no choice but to prawn smear him.

by Mike the Cougar November 16, 2011

Simar

Simar very beautiful person gets a guy who cares and loves him then after 3 days breaks up simar is beautiful one guy will fall in love with her and never leave her she is very caring and also takes behind people’s back

Omg is that simar you need to get over her

by Andreavonn January 3, 2020

smeared

Amongst the millions of slang terms for the drunken state of the average welsh person at around 11 on a saturday, you can stand proud as the most drunk you have ever been in any valley if one of your byts refers to you as smeared.

There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor

john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!

julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?

john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!

by doa88 January 30, 2007