shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!

jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2011

Shapeshio

Noun. A state of being. That place between brown and black out where real words are no longer relevant to you. Witnesses may describe this as "severe inebriation."

"Dude, I can't understand a thing you are saying. You're in Shapeshio so hard right now."

by YouKnowYouso August 23, 2016

Shapappy

To get dick slap in face

She said "give if to me daddy" so i shapappied her in her face. I gave her a shapappy.

by Mihoby97 January 21, 2017

shap daddy

An English teacher well-versed in the ways of sexy writing

Hey when do you have Shap Daddy?

by Shapdog February 24, 2017

shapetty

A way to intensify "PETTY" to descirbe a petty moment.

"Did you see what she said about your outfit on facebook?? She's shapetty!!!"

by Itzarexx June 12, 2017

Shapeshifter

A single cell organism that will shift to any shape or body.

The act of shifting sides, no loyalty to anyone or thing.

That Joe, hes a real shapeshifter if i d ever seen one. Whos side are u on john? Right or wrong. U can only represent one side.

by Cheri cox February 13, 2018

Shaplo

An amazing guy that loves sports and that is very loyal. He can be a dumb ass but extremely fun and nice. If your friends with him and u need help he’ll be there. And he's like a shooting star only one of a kind.

Person 1 - Shit my friend is hurting my feelings

Person 2- damn ur lucky u have a Shaplo because he's gonna beat that person up! If he finds out

by Bule boss February 5, 2019