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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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scuttler

Slang name for an Asian (more commonly Singaporean) native who typically walks with out any attempt to pick up their feet, hence scuttling. Originally given to the older generation (bent over types due to lack of Calcium during life) it has been generalised to cover the younger population in recent years
Look at the queue of Scuttlers over there...
by Expat January 7, 2004
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scutter

by cracky March 1, 2003
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Shutty

used in the place of be quiet or shut up, usually givin with a opened to closed hand jesture
Student: I was watching House last night while I was on the phone with you.
Teacher: Is that convo about the topic, uhh no, shutty!
by centralchatterbox March 10, 2009
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Space Shuttle

Shoving a tic-tac into the males "pee-hole" to lauch into your lovers mouth upon climax.
by JD Lucas June 18, 2003
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Scutter

A tiny speck of shit that gets lodged in the dickhole of a man performing gay anal sex.
I could tell that I had been in a drunken gay orgy last night, because I woke up with several pieces of scutter in my teeth. Damn you ATM!
by johnny5 is alive June 6, 2010
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shutterbag

Someone who takes a normal amount of photos that come out fantastic.
That kid is a shutterbag!
by shea mitchell February 2, 2007
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