shart

shit fart

aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....

by sadamus January 21, 2010

shart storm

1. Literally: An instance of flatulence of an obnoxious order accompanied by moderate to severe anal leakage.
2. Euphemism, noun (see shit storm)

My brother Kyle unleashed a shart storm in his pants.
I'm in a shart storm of trouble for calling my boss a dick licker.

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Shart

When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.

1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...

by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 18, 2010

shart

the act of which 1 disasterously shits him or herself in an attempt to push gas out their ass aka the hershey squirt

so you think youre kinda smart and you thought it was a fart.....

by d-rock represesntin shartin May 13, 2005

shart

to fart and shit ur pants at the same time but only a lil shit comes out

zebedee sharted because he dont fit in the shitter cause he is a fat fuck defined in as zebedee under z

by BIG_A April 3, 2005

shart

Accidental poo while farting

I sharted at a restaraunt and took immediate action. I was trying to discard my underwear in the bathroom but people kept coming in. I decided to discard my underwear and drop next to toilet on floor vs. being seen discarding underwear.

by Shart-Man August 20, 2008

Shartinkle

1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.

2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants

During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!

by Michael Sinnott January 18, 2009