Shomit

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019

shortion

it’s like megan thee stallion; a stallion means a girl who is very tall and pretty (in the south). so for all the shorties out there, this one’s for you.

Person 1: YOOOOO WHO DAT SHE MAD SHORT
Person 2: Man that’s just *insert name* thee shortion

by ionknowwhatsgoingon November 21, 2019

shorief maneuver

ShoriefCrash
This is a mananveur where somebody crashes into something.

Male 1 : *crashes car*

Male 2: WOH dude why'd you do a shorief maneuver

by Derick hewlet December 8, 2019

Shoumight

The state of wondering whether you should or you might do something because you're not sure about it.

.Jasmine : you should watch Hannibal
.Elaaz: I'm not sure , but I shoumight

by Alwayne February 10, 2020

shomie

A sexy homie, not used as friends with benefits. Behavior between the two is normally flirtatious and friendly, but more flirty than just an average flirt.

Bro 1: Yo, who's that girl texting you. You in a relationship now????
Bro 2: Nahhhh dude, we just shomies chill

by SuperSexyLisa18 February 11, 2020

shordinary

A merger of shit & ordinary; A very uninspiring & and unappealing degree of ordinary.

Oh man, the weather today was so shordinary wasn’t it!

by Urbanworder73 February 27, 2020

Shomi

A sexy, humble, intelligent, and desired man. Always right.

Daaaaayum check out that Shomi. He is fiooooone. And sooooo smart

by Shomi May 22, 2020