shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003

shamona

a term used when having sexy time

"lets go bang"

"o yes!! SHAMONA"

by DoubleD14 March 29, 2007

shlong clap

The clapping together of two very large willies

"Hey that dude's totally cool let's go talk to him and give him a shlong clap!"

by Jordelle Cunliffe July 3, 2006

shlong chug

When you dunk your shlong into a mug of cold draft beer, and then immediately chug the entire contents.

Johnny and his buddies performed a group shlong chug at Mary's party. Mary was very entertained.

by werf January 4, 2008