shmader

A big cocked mf that loves cougars and Milfs.

My friend shmader better not seduce my mom even tho he can.

by Danthebigcockedman December 4, 2024

shmace

stupid twitter trend that's going on in the cod community. was funny but now very overused. used as an adjective to describe (a) something that is good. was originally somebody's twitter handle. the same one person makes shmace jokes that get stale within hours.

"I just dropped out of shmace high school to sit on the porch smoking backwoods"
"aye you just got stabbed, that is shmace"
"I go on twitter to make shmace jokes, I'm a virgin"

by TheShmaceHater June 28, 2025

guarent-shmarent

This is a coded way of saying guaranteed.

Guy 1: Yo bro, are you coming to the game tonight?
Guy 2: Guarent-shmarent

by _Dr J_ April 23, 2008

Sino Samateh

Biggest shit of Belgium

We need to kick Sino Samateh

by Elast December 16, 2018

Genius shmake

The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".

P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.

by KizzyClaaaartter April 23, 2022

hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

finn o shmagen

you will probably never see this but if you do youll know its me who wrote it straight away i can imagine lol unless this is really far into the future when you see it which would be cool anyways i really enjoyed all the good times we had i wish there was more of them or they couldve lasted a few more years i know i was quite a bad girlfriend but i promise i really did try i just think i couldnt get past the idea that you loved someone else and tried to replace me it crushed my soul like nothing ive ever felt before and you cant really swim in the same river twice yanno? i hope whatever you are doing now you are happy and i hope i am happy too

finn o shmagen is a cool dude

by pickle01010 May 3, 2024