Shloop

Something you say when you quickly enter and leave somewhere or something without people noticing - Verb
Can be used in the form Shlooped

Shloop - *Walks in on parents having sex* "Shloop" *Leaves without them noticing*

Shlooped - "I walked in on my parents having sex, I shlooped out real quick"

by ShloopMeister April 30, 2019

shloopdoop

the best game to ever exist

shloopdoop

by BobBubble1719 June 11, 2019

Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

by MScarn111 July 2, 2019

shlomski

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.

When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.

by Cam11 September 19, 2019

Shlompin

Meaning the taste of something is above god level.

Dang mom! These mashed potatoes are shlompin!

by I <3 black ppl October 13, 2019

Shloodbath

It's when you combine shit and bloodbath. Like when you have diarrhoea and go to school the next day, and you shit yourself. Your classmates scream in disgust and fear, and you don't show up to school for the next 5 days.

Jeremy: Hey, did you hear this kid in 4th grade pulled off a shloodbath the other day?
Steve: Yeah I heard. What a FUCKING loser, he must wanna kill himself now

by an_introverted_bitch March 31, 2020

shloot

You can't even spell shoot Dumb ass!

"I SWAR I'LL SHOOT IF YOU DON"T LET GO" said my uncle after we were in the closet. DONT RIGHT SHLOOT

by Didaloo April 25, 2020