Stage Shite

Anxiety over defecating in a public restroom.

I can't go in public! I get stage shite!

by ten523 January 29, 2011

Line of shite

Like your line of sight but instead of your eye, it's your butthole

You're right under that pigeon's line of shite, I'd move if I were you!

by TheNewdle December 13, 2023

web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER September 09, 2008

attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.

Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?

by Andy Sword January 25, 2011

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

Shite bowl

When you get so scared you shit to the point yiur organd fall out

Look at that terrifying monster!!! I almist had a shite bowl!!!!!!!!

by bruhsoupandyo December 04, 2022

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019