Sex

6 year old looking at moms ID card

Sex: F

He laughs

Mom: What’s so funny?

Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.

Husband died laughing

Scrolling down while searching up the word “sex” in Urban Dictionary because your a loner.

by pwun August 11, 2021

Sex

when your uncle gives you a cowboy hat and brings you to a motel.

Sex was awesome in high school, in elementary school it wasnt as fun.

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Sex

When a male strikes his dick inside a woman's pussy.

I am having sex with Kim Kardashian.

by OmmakSexy April 30, 2022

Sex

Sex is something I want to do to this man so badly that I daydream about it every day. It's something I crave so bad that I tingle when I see him, I want to climb this man like Mount Everest. I could suck this man every day and still want more.

Damn i wanna sex that man so bad

by Ilovethatmansobad June 11, 2023

Sex

Why'd you search this? Get off urban dictionary little kid.

Hey Jerry I had mad sex last night with Bob.

by Teehee art hoe October 4, 2020

Sex

Pleasure :)

I was in the same room with my best friend who i crushed on for so long. We were helping each other with our homework in my room. Her hand touches my dick by accident, she looks flushed as she slowly strokes it. My hormones were acting up and i couldn't take it anymore so I pin her on the wall and kiss her. "Lock the door" as she says smirking. I listen to her and lock it. She takes off her shirt and pants, leaving her only in a bra and thong. She puts her hand around my waist. "Do you want to or no?" I say yes and she continues to take off my pants. She lays down and takes off her thong. I slip my hard dick into her wet pussy. She moans and asks me to go faster, I start to stroke faster of course. Her bra slips off and her boobs jiggle while i'm stroking her. I stop and start to suck on her tiddes then i start to go inside her ass. I cum inside of her. She starts to knee down and put my big dick inside her mouth. We finished, cleaned up and started doing our work before midnight. that's sex for you

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Sex

Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.

I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.

He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.

He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.

"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry

He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.

He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.

I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.

He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"

He fucks me right there.

And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.

Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...

by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021