she sits across from her good friend sophie. picky eater. woman (debatable). only eats margherita flatbreads and cookies.
by blueeag1234 March 17, 2023
Get the olivia seitter mug.An excruciatingly painful bowel movement with the consistency of thin oatmeal. Occurs almost immediately after ingesting a large amount of greasy, spicy, and most commonly delicious food.
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When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.
2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.
2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.
Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.
Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag October 1, 2017
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by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
Get the MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN mug.When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023
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Comment submitted with request to Delete: "my puppie dog from 4 month bites me all the time and I dont know how to make him stop whith this painfoof habit. I am going to be very gratefool if you can explane me what to do.
thanks a lot susana"
Comment submitted with request to Delete: "my puppie dog from 4 month bites me all the time and I dont know how to make him stop whith this painfoof habit. I am going to be very gratefool if you can explane me what to do.
thanks a lot susana"
by Rosh April 20, 2003
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Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.
Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.
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