guy sebastian

Worst thing to come out of any Idol show anywhere around the world.

Also see pubehead

Guy Sebastian is such a hippie pubehead... I want to rip his damn hair off.

by flowersareugly January 12, 2005

Sebastijan

A ugly fucking kid that no one likes.

Fuck that kid sebastijan is ugly

by Mydadisgone October 14, 2019

sebastian topete

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈

Don't be like sebastian topete

by mrvancouver June 18, 2020

sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).

"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."

by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010

Sebastian

Lil boy who is Lil cloud

Hey Lil cloud
My name is Sebastian not Lil cloud

by Lilcloud December 12, 2016

Sebastian Qwimby

While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.

Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"

by Flimzorp June 9, 2017

Sebastian’s Law

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship

‘Bro she has a boyfriend’
‘Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’

by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018