Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
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(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.
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A strange all-knowing creature that is said to be in New Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo DS. It is only a joke/rumor stirred up on Twitter.com.
by spoogulous August 7, 2021
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Both number theorists and numerologists get pretty aroused when they get invited to attend a pi striptease event (by invitation only), whose aha! moments could get them mathematically excited for days.
by MathPlus September 1, 2021
Get the Pi Striptease mug.Wee man, the Scottish ned, found out that 'scripto' had not yet been defined in Urban Dictionary. He went scripto.
by G. Ward September 27, 2013
Get the Scripto mug.Scripps is a middle school in lake orion michigan. This school is full of a bunch of popular girls and hypebeast faggots who think they know everything. Scripps is probably the most overrated school in all of lake orion right behind Oakview.
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