shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

by Kristi go January 13, 2007

Blue screen

The leading cause of suicide in America.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.

by Kappa99 September 16, 2006

Blue Screen Of Death

A screen that made you commit suicide thanks smart people at Microsoft. Now made Extinct by Windows XP, but that has its own problems.
A close relative to the BSOD is the General Protection Fault or
Critical Error

Damm those BSOD's.... wTF? i got A GPF already!

by Fury1671 November 8, 2003

scream bloody murder

Going beyond complaining about something. More like, carrying on about it as though whatever you're complaining about is as serious an offense as murder.

One Employee to another: I don't like layoffs either. Believe me, if they lay me off, I'll scream bloody murder too. But, there's nothing we can do about it.

by Optimist with Experience March 10, 2009

Screen-Cap-A-Bitch

To screen cap a picture of a female.

”Yo, son! I’m gonna screen-cap-a-bitch! She’s so fine!"

by B Talented April 30, 2009

Screenplay Video

Now closed, it was once the world's greatest video rental store, offering cheap rentals, such as 5 films for 5 days for 5 dollars, and maintaining a vast selection of films which put the garbage known as "Blockbuster" to shame.

Person #1: "Hey, it's Friday, let's have a movie night."

Person #2: "Sweet, we'll head to Screenplay Video and get some movies. They have anything we could possibly want."

by Shawny Wind February 2, 2010

Screet

A street

Wanna take a rizzy in my cruck down da screet?

by Shaquita September 5, 2003