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Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.
by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009
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Sacramento Breakup

An eternal on an and off again relationship. When a couple breaks-up and gets back together repeatedly, sometimes for many years.
Lacie: "So he broke with me, calls me two days later, we hang out and go to a show the next day, and tomorrow we're going to the movies"
Jenn: "Sounds like a breakup"
Lacie: "Sounds like a Sacramento Breakup."
by CityOfBabes916 October 20, 2009
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sacramento

1.The capital city of California.
2. One of the fastest growing cities in the US. Population to grow 4 million by the year 2020.
3. Home of the Kings of the NBA.
Sactown hater: Sacramento sucks. it's a cowtown.
Me: You're a fucking moron. You have never been to Sac and know nothing about it so shut the fuck up.
by YouWillNeverKnowMe December 28, 2005
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scama

the next widely known and overused word for cocaine
we just got a twin of that scama
by nateology May 17, 2005
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sacramento

Sacramento is a really nice place to live. I just moved here couple of years ago from Philly and love this place. People who think this is a small city, they're dead wrong. From Elk Grove to Auburn, Greater Sacramento area will amaze you. Greater Sacramento (Sacramento County, Placer County, Yolo County, El dorado county) is fuckin huge!!! The suburbs, Roseville, Granite Bay, Rocklin etc, are a great place to raise your kids with nice schools. People here really love the Kings, and you wont know what i mean untill you actually go to a game. The weather is nice all year long. There's plenty to for entertainment: Clubs, bars... the whole nine yards. In another 20 years, this metro will be the envy of A LOT of other cities. Ignore all these other idiots here just hating.
Sacramento is fuckin awesome.
by sactofacto May 30, 2006
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Scam

To trick or cheat someone out of their posession(s). A ripoff.
The Internet is littered with scams such as pop-up ads or email spam ads with "Get Rich Quick/High-Paying Job/You Are A Winner" messages.
by AYB April 29, 2003
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Scamford

An overrated and overpriced institution of higher learning, suspected of grade inflation, that graduates a cadre of pompous individuals with a sense of self-entitlement.
Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.
by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015
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