Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

Ole Schmole

To want to die because of the eternal meaningless life that you live through.

Also a word for: Selfhate; Existential pain; Knowing that life is just a period of time that you have control over a body on planet earth

1: "I want to Ole Schmole."
2: "Yeah, I feel the same way!"

by Jexkin June 19, 2018

schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

schmoople

An old badger's ear

oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!

by BarryChuckle727 July 9, 2014