Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023

Shlorpp

Some fucking loser on the internet who literally makes the most shittiest game i have ever fucking seen and he got harassed over a fucking game of Minecraft

Shlorpp is a loser

by Pleebings June 30, 2023

Schlompy

A person who exudes laziness in their appearance and activity.

Look at her wearing her pajama pants and ratty tshirt in public she looks so schlompy.

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Shlorp

A word used by pro gamers
It can be as universally used as the word f*ck

"the enemy is shlorping in on us!"
"be carefull, my fellow shlorps"
*Player*: `shlorps you gently`
"gg! good shlorp"

by NrOneShlorper August 18, 2023

Schloip

A person who has a micro penis but lies and says it is 5 to 7 inches long.

'' yeah I have a 6 inch penis''
''shut it you Schloip''

by Mallard in a suit October 12, 2023

schlomp

absolutely decimating some divine food. like food all over your mouth white girl pasta sauce face level eating.

“look at that mf schlomp on that cake!”

by rpsirk November 26, 2023

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024