Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that will get you shit faced faster than you can say "oompaloompa". Basically, passing around 40s of Steely until you hit the bar code and then refilling it with Sparks. Tastes nasty, but you get drunk to the point that it doesn't matter.

After killing the second sidewalk slammer, Tim and Jane had blackout drunken sex and woke up the next mourning in one another's barf.

by OrangePuma June 16, 2009

slammer

A performance poet that competes in poetry slams, which are competitive, judged poetry readings. A slammer is also called simply a slam poet.

At the coffeeshop last night, the best slammer won the poetry slam.

by Christopher Fox Graham May 9, 2006

watermelon slammer

1. noun: the name of a delicious friendlys drink
2. noun: the act of railing a hussy

1. Yo I'm parched let's go get some slammers

2. Did you see that freshmen? I'm going to give her the watermelon slammer.

by The Birdman Jr July 30, 2008

spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.

check your inbox for examples.

by themarcuscreature February 22, 2005

spammer

A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!

Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"

by spiTe March 6, 2003

Mildew Slammer

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"

by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009

scammerjammer

To steal or block the access to the male object of your girlfriend's crush. Female equivalent of the cockblock.

"You little scammerjammer I told you I like Dean, go for Hank!" - Venture Brothers

by sqrjn August 1, 2008