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big daddy shard

A person who is a self proclaimed "big daddy" who always thinks he is all that and claims to have a penis ring. Always saying he wants a girlfriend, he always manages to meet girls and just wants hoes which is contradiction in itself. He spends his life working two jobs and on his off time screaming out random things like "SHARD", "BIG DADDY SHARD", and variations of "YEA GIRL, YEA", "CAN I TAP", "Yeah, yeah." "Big Daddy...Shard." "Ell no, what the fuck?" and "SOMETHING WRONG WITCHU". Shard is what you classify as a "Pretty Boy Box". See pretty boy box for definition.
1: There goes big daddy shard talking to those hoes again.
2: Big Daddy Shard left his activator cream on the bathroom counter again.
3: The sink is full of dishes. That damn shard!
4: Me:"Hey, how was work today?"
Shard:"Ell no, ell no.
Me:"Huh?"
Shard:"what the fuck?"
Me:"ok........ I don't understand you."
Shard:"Something wrong witchu."
Me:...
by Cloud01 August 21, 2007
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Shard

Gamer slang for "destroy."

The term comes from MMORPGs that include a profession that destroys one thing for another. In world of warcraft, enchanting needed an ethereal type of material to craft enchantments on armor and weapons. It was obtained by "disenchanting" other pieces of special armor. The better the armor, the better the material. Because the material came out as dust and crystal shards, people called the act "sharding."

Because "sharding" a piece of armor would destroy it and replace it with expensive crafting materials, it was always a given that if your account was hacked by a chinese Farmer, he would shard all of your epic gear and sell the shards for gold.

It was also common for other players to do the same against one ex boy/girlfriend. See Example 1.

It became so ubiquitous, that it was used in games ever since. See Example 2.

It is also used by gamers in real life. See example 3.
1. I'm in your account, sharding your purples (epic gear).

2. Gragas' explosive barrel can shard a whole team.

3. Did you see that skater fall a second ago? I pretty sure he just sharded his teeth.
by wakkadoodooo August 13, 2012
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Shard

When Someone Does A Little Stain from poop in there pants!
I Think I Just Sharded Man We Gotta GO!!!!
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Scard

A person of foreign descent specifically people from non-English speaking countries.
"Holy shit, look at that fucking scard!"

"That dude has his name on his front license plate because he's a goddamn scard."
by Terrence "The Mormon" Howard January 9, 2010
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Shard

Homosexual term for crystal methamphetamies.
by Eric Sleezy E Jackson March 8, 2005
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sharded

Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!
by UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl March 14, 2007
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shardborn

The shardborn idiot was the lowest of low lifes.
by ô¿ô May 16, 2007
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