poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.

While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!

by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

satiated

redneck for "say she ate it."

cleetus: my wifes gon kill us once she finds out we ate all the g'dang chicken feet
jimbo: well, the dog ran outta food today, we'll satiated.

by dubdeuce August 26, 2005

sex-satchel

The scrotum, or referring to the scrotum and testicles as an entire package.

Oh yeah, recently i've been seeing some things that make me glad to posess a sex-satchel...

by Xerxes da Phat November 8, 2004

saltic pirate

When the guy about to "explode", he kicks her in the leg, and skeets in her eye, making her a one eyed, one legged pirate!

dude! have you seen her? She has an eyepatch and her leg has a huge bruise!!

Oh, didnt you hear, _____ gave her a saltic pirate.

by Josephine & Justiin January 4, 2009

satchmo

n. An informal term for the sasquatch

woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)

by Neo Ibhalmn August 24, 2007