a person who backstabs his friends, sells them for money and fame. Have no respect for others, likes to be angry at people for no reason, he is a dishonourable person. And he likes to show off his car and pizzaci.
A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
Spurred by a heightened sense of Santicipation, Nelly and Emma awakened their parents at 5:00am on Christmas morning to see if St. Nick had arrived whilst they slept.