A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical
conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for
satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.