Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

Sarcasmic

When sarcasm is to such a great level, it causes the person to hit an extreme orgasm.

"Ohhh baby that was sarcasmic"

by enjoyeroflargepenis September 10, 2016

Sarcasm

Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.

If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.

Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM

by tumblrhasporn July 10, 2016

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the native language of the country of Tumblr. It can also be used to ward off idiots, and is also a sign of intelligence.

Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."

by NationalSarcasmSociety December 29, 2016

Sarcasmic

Such brilliant use of sarcasm it brings on an orgasm

You: I absolutely LOVE Justin Beiber!

Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!

by cartee January 19, 2013

*sarcasm*

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

by Polyatomical July 8, 2011

Sarcasm

A way to insult an idiot without them realizing it

Ur sooo smart (see ur don’t mean it, it’s a joke but they take it seriously sarcasm)

by Idkwosos October 10, 2023