captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasm gang

Most feared highschool squad of rapscallions

Ayo sarcasm gang, gang gang niggiiiii

by Carlwheezerscroissant March 15, 2022

King of Sarcasm

Sam Collins.

Sam Collins is the King of Sarcasm

by aciidbby March 13, 2021

Sarcasm

Trevor Joe

A lot of people use sarcasm in this world

by Arandomperson21b April 23, 2018

Sarcasm

An art form that is usually used to mock the idiot or plural in the room. Sarcasm is a word of tongue. usually it used to either..
1.Impress

2.Mock

or point out the obvious without seeming like an idiot.

Here's an example of sarcasm:
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Guy/girl1 Is there still human being in there
Guy/girl 2
No I'm the fucking Tin Man if only I didn't have a brain

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 January 24, 2019

Sarcasmic

The fool that Justin is to call it sarcasmic, a made up word to argue with sarcastic

Justin the spazmoid is a sarcasmic idiot

by Fannibasher414 June 2, 2018

Sarcasmic

The bodily high one receives from good sarcasm.

A fake, sarcastic orgasm, usually caused by a shitty partner.

Jordan's pun was so sarcasmic!
Honey, I can tell your being sarcasmic.

by HighDeas July 19, 2015