liz samson

an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away

Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson

by wheresthepeaceandlove June 29, 2009

Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012

Samming

To sleep with or an attempted to sleep with your best friends girl friend or boy friend.

To SAM or Be SAMMED also SAMMING

I heard your friend tried to get on your girl last night…REALLY? Ya he was SAMMING YOU.

Named after an old friend SAM! THE ORIGINAL

The word can be use for both Men and Women as SAM is a universal name.

by Ryan "I have been Sammed" April 27, 2008

Samonte

A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.

Damn, look at that Samonte

by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009

Salmon Balloon

When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.

Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.

by Gbo February 10, 2007

salmon bomb

When someone eats a full can of canned salmon and subsequently drops a giant, disguting shit in the communal bathroom that clears the shared space. The dwellers fighting to escape the shared space resembles salmon spawning upstream

"Anjewl just salmon bombed the apartment, don't go in there."

by Salmonsays March 29, 2015

Salmon-balls

The stench of unwashed testicles post sex.

Billy regretted not having shower before seeing the physiotherapist, knowing that they would soon be gagging on the smell of his salmon-balls.

by Kuato.lives August 24, 2016