Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shaming

Shaming is when a friend or relative or someone you know shames you about marriage.

specially if you are a good looking middle age man with a job and works out they will shame you to get married or if you are gay or a psycho.

there are some men that are single by choice weather they can't get someone attractive that's on their standards or from a traumatic relationship or just woke to the red pill to woman's hypergamy nature.

people will shame a single guy to fit the status quo or the community standards.

but the truth is no body really gets married anymore. people that got married by choice are the minority now. most of the people married now are just kids that got pregnant on their early years and both just took responsibility the choice was never theirs and they shame the ones that are single.

irony is they never made the choice they are just idiots that got pregnant because of the dregs of semen when they used the withdrawal method on the 2nd round.

relatives shaming: when are you getting married? the rest of your cousins are already married your already 30.

neighbors shaming: you live alone in your big house? you should get married?

by Leon Feral March 26, 2019

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 27, 2009

Syming

A combination of swimming and gyming. Although the term implies that one may swim and gym at the same, it does not necessarily mean that. Syming generally refers to the act of going to the gym and then going for a swim to cool down. Pronounced like swimming, therefore the word only makes sense in written form.

Hey mum, when are we going syming?

by I'm DamnMe February 5, 2009

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 4, 2010

saying the alpha-bet

To announce the highest bet among a group of bets.

When we play Poker, John likes to raise the stakes by saying the alpha-bet.

by zeus64 April 13, 2011