Silver Sword

Old mans penis. Old man who takes viagra all the time

After grandpa went to the pharmacy for the little blue pill he wielded his silver sword

by Wolfballz April 17, 2020

Beam Sword

Nintendo's Smash Brothers rip-off of Star Wars' Training Lightsaber.

Beam Sword? What are you talking about? You mean the pink lightsaber?

by Tsornin January 08, 2006

Sword Sisters

Much like eskimo brothers, sword sisters are two or more women that have shared the same penis.

Wow those two chicks have all had sex with the same dude guess that makes them sword sisters

by Sir jay dom July 16, 2017

playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

sword nigger

Someone with actual skill who excessively uses the energy sword in Halo 2 to get cheap kills.

Any black person in general using a sword.

Man, that noob sucks at BR but he gets a lot of kills being a sword nigger.

Someone should call the police on that sword nigger; he's black and dangerous.

by Charles Jefferson April 29, 2007

diamond sword

do you like my sword?

a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez

by abcdefghiiiiiiiiabcdefghiiiiii February 11, 2018

butt swords

A sharp and direct pain in your anus or butthole that lasts a few seconds and usually causes you to freeze in pain and make a weird face. Females may experience them as a symptom of pms. Anyone may experience them from hemorrhoids...I think. Maybe anal sex? The real cause is unknown. It just fucking hurts.

"Ow! FUCK! SHIT"

"Jesus, what's the matter!? You look like you just sat on a tack!"

"UGH! PAIN! No, ow...it's just my butt swords *sigh*"

"Wtf is a butt sword ruhtard?"

"I don't know what it is...I get a sharp pain in muh butthole, like I sat ona fucking sword or something. It goes away after a few seconds but goddamnit it hurts!"

shoutout to my 43 yr old boss lady who named her ass-pain the same thing i did: butt swords.

by cupcakesheri March 30, 2010