The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
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Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
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