sticky floor

When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor

Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....

by squim December 6, 2021

sticky picasso

When you cum on the back,chest,or stomach of your woman and then draw pictures in it.

Dude, I came on her back and did a sticky Picasso with it!

by Tbabyqueen December 28, 2013

Sticky marshmallow

Verb: a prank/vengeful sexual act where a man ejaculates onto his partner's pillow while they are sleeping in hopes they will roll into it, only to wake with the pillow stuck to their face, resembling a marshmallow.

I can't believe that bitch did that shit. She's getting a sticky marshmallow tonight!

by yinzer84 August 25, 2016

Sticky Moment

This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.

Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!

by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010

sticky bus

A sticky bus is the name of the van/bus that is used to transport disabled people. Other words that relate to sticky bus are as follows; window licker, sunny side And bus wankers

Hey Jeff look there's a sticky bus driving behind us

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

Sticky octopus

When a man sticks his balls in a woman's vagina, then you smash them on her forehead and watch them slowly roll off making a sticky suction sound.

I gave my wife and sticky octopus last night.

by Frank-n-beans June 5, 2016

Sticky TP

When a guy goes down on a girl and discovers there's some reminants of toilet paper still in/on her vagina, essentially killing the mood.

"Dude, I went down on her and I encountered some serious sticky tp. Even if she was just trying to clean herself up, it totally weirded me out!"

by Capri Girls November 2, 2009